May 2013
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
vevovevo:
if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this
teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
tyrannia:
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
dietchola:
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
loliconprince:
loliconprince:
im going in the XD tag wish me luck
Regret
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
“وعذلت أهل العشق حتى ذقته
وعجبت كيف يموت من لا يعشق !”
– المتنبي (via lulu-a)
